Child: You look familiar.
Me: That's probably because I have worked here before.
Child: No, I've seen you on TV.
Me: I'm pretty sure it's because I've worked here before. MANY TIMES!
(Child stares at me intently. Meanwhile I think to myself it must be the glasses as if Superman taught me anything it was that a pair of nondescript glasses make an excellent disguise which could fool almost anyone.)
Hey, if I was on TV what show do you think I'd be on?
Child:(without a seconds thought)Farmer wants a wife .
Me: As the farmer or the wife?
Child: The wife
Me: Oh that's a bit.. Depressing, sure I couldn't be the farmer? I haven't even seen that show.
Child: The wife.
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